Statue of Equity?

AOC Introduces Legislation To Create A Statue Of Equity In Her Bronx Congressional District.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – AOC wants to place a Statue of Equity on Hart Island, home to 1,000,000+ graves, the largest tax-funded cemetery and mass grave site in the US. She states that the island is the best model to demonstrate what ‘equity’ stands for and commented that, “You can’t get more equity than that – all the dead are equitably dead.”

Reliable sources say that Nancy Pelosi intends to introduce rival legislation to place the Statue of Equity in her San Francisco Congressional District.  She will argue that Alcatraz Island, with its fame as a former home to a maximum security federal prison at the entrance to San Francisco Bay, will be a better model for what ‘equity’ stands for as “Prisoners everywhere are more than merely equitably dead, they are equitably alive as well.”

And rumor has it that, in order to maintain party unity, President Joe Biden will propose replacing the Statue of Liberty with a ‘Statue of Equity’ and to rename Liberty Island, where she stands, Biden Equity Island as part of his legacy to America. Lady Liberty will be moved to a maximum security ‘museum’ at Guantanamo Bay and censored by Big Tech.

The above story is a jest I created to launch Humor, a new blog topic. JGM